I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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