i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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