these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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