I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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