this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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