in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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