i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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