I need help removing her.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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