i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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