hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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