Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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