And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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