You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We need to get me chipped asap
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
