So drunk its hurt
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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