is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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