Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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