I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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