You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
soo... how was my night?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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