I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
porn star boner night. come get it.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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