i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
cat food counts as protein by the way
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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