Pregnant stripper...not hot.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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