lets start a swedish sibling band together
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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