my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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