when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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