Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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