i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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