So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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