Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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