You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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