Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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We got so high we made milksteak
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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