Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
