they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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