I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
