I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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