i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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