It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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