i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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