Jerry, you need to find god
kristin has been a bad kristin
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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