the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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