don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face