Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..