oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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