is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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