I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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