Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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