They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I believe in your delicious
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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