I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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