Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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