Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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