For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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