But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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