The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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