Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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