you traded sex for a burrito?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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