i barfeds in our rink
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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